JUST GIMME THE BASICS

CHOMP does profiles. You know you want one.

To create a new profile, type !setup in the main channel (#thetoybox).

CHOMP will PM you with a few questions to answer about yourself -
role, gender identity, orientation, kinks, limits and description.

You can update a profile by typing !edit in the channel.
If you really want to, you can also !delete your profile completely.

Once you have a profile of your own, you can view another profile in the channel.
To do this, use !view username. For instance, !view CHOMP to view CHOMP's profile.


                                TELL ME ABOUT THESE "THINGS" CHOMP CAN DO

Need to see the rules? Type !rules to get them in a PM. Using !info will also give you this page.

The funnest things CHOMP can do are Spin the Bottle and Hotseat.

    Use !spin to play a game of spin the bottle.
    It works just like it did back in those high school parties I was never invited to.
    If you're confused, just give it a !spin and you'll see.
    Once you have spun, it's polite to let the person it landed on !spin next[1].

    Use !hotseat to have CHOMP ask you a possible naughty question.
    Some of these are a little rude - but that's what you're here for, right? If not,
    you may have accidentally joined the wrong server.
    
    CHOMP can tell your fortune! He's very wise. Use !tarot (for just
    one card), or !tarot 3 (for multiple cards, up to 7)

    CHOMP can also run a game of Texas Hold 'Em for the room, if you want, using !holdem.
    he'll explain how to play to everyone - when you're in game just say what you want to, he's listening to the players
    you can use !stop to end a game in progress.
    This game isn't ON by default, as it takes up the channel - speak to Kettle if you would like to play.

If you see Keevee logged in, the room also plays Never Have I Ever[3].
Click here here for those commands and rules.


                                WHAT ABOUT SOME OTHER STUFF, THEN?
*CHOMP can catch Pokemon!*
!pokeball (to attempt to catch a pokemon)
!cast / !fish (to see if you can snag a nudibranch)
!trophy #to see the current best pokemon/nudibranch caught each month

*Attack, CHOMP! Attack!*
CHOMP, courtmartial NAME [4]
CHOMP, (please) kill NAME
CHOMP, (please) kill NAME with ITEM
CHOMP, fire phasers|photons|light cannon|everything at NAME

*Find someone for you*
!summon NAME #he'll call them in the channel, and PM them for you

*CHOMP is a DM now?*
!roll 1d20|4d6|1d10+5
  you can also tell CHOMP what the roll is for, like "!roll 1d20+5 for smacking Kettle in the mouth"

*He can be quiet, if you want him to be*
CHOMP shutup|shut up|go away|silence
  he'll go away for about 20 minutes or so, sometimes a little less if he's lonely

*Learn things and report back, like the other bots*
CHOMP, what is BLANK?
  he listens for "BLANK is something", and stores about 25 of them to choose at random from

*Tell you something he's learnt*
CHOMP what do you know
CHOMP tell me something new
  this pulls from the "CHOMP, what is BLANK?" database, for the most part

*Naughty things*
CHOMP go down on NAME
CHOMP eat out NAME

*Be set on fire*
/me sets fire to CHOMP
  igniting him too. can also set him on fire instead of setting fire to him

*Check the room for things*
CHOMP, enable|active BLANK detectors|sensors

*He can hands things to people, if you're lazy*
CHOMP (please) hand|give|pass WHO WHAT
  WHO can be "me" or "yourself"

*Random numbers*
CHOMP, tell|give me a (random)(negative) number
CHOMP, make|think of|up a (random)(negative) number

*CHOMP can do Math*
NUMBER +-/* NUMBER
what's the diff/difference between NUMBER and NUMBER
  he listens for these, so you don't need to address him for this one

*Tell you what PC troubles he's been having
!techsupport

*Pick a card for you from his deck*
!card
!card adult #these are from his naughty deck

*Say something random from the databases he uses to build random comments*
!scrap silly / !scrap adult / !scrap xxx

*CHOMP will listen and react to a knock knock joke*
knock knock

*He can also make up his own jokes. They're pretty bad*
!joke

*CHOMP can spell things out for you*
!phonetic WORD #he'll spell it for you in RAF codes, i use this for passwords at work d:
!asshat WORD #he'll spell it out a little differently

*CHOMP can pretend like he's Cpt Picard
CHOMP make it so|SOMETHING

*You can warn CHOMP of impending Doom*
CHOMP watch out!
  ALSO watch it, careful, run for it, run for the hills, hide, and duck

*CHOMP can insult your enemies, with vicious dinosaur insults*
!taunt NAME

*Did you actually get down this far? then here! CHOMP can be a robot in disguise!
CHOMP transform and roll out


                                WELL, THAT WAS FUN
CHOMPY[5] learns new things from time to time. Sometimes new games, more often new tricks.
I'll do my best to keep this updated for you, so you're in the know.

--
~Kettle

                                                            CHOMP lives here,
                                                            on the cuff-link.me IRC server,
                                                            in #thetoybox



  [1] If you really don't want the bottle to ever land on you, just ask Kettle to add you to CHOMP's no-spin-list.

  [2] Don't know what a Nudibranch is? For shame! Just ask Pai/Peridot to show you the best ones, or try that google thing.

  [3] But Keevee isn't around! Where is that darn bot? Stop crying and ask Kettle to get her up and running for you.

  [4] Banishes who with the what now? You should check out Steven Universe. It's great.

  [5] CHOMP is also Kettle's stuffed dinosaur. He's super cute, huh? We love him a lot.